The Bible pulled from school shelves due to "explicit content"

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What I learned from Bible Studies was that Ezekiel needed to stay away from mushrooms.

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I mean, I took a “Bible as Literature” class that serves that purpose well, but I don’t think that’s for everybody. It was a pretty advanced literature elective. And Christian extremists protest those classes because they don’t treat the bible as absolute truth.

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So did John of Patmos.

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they don’t want the historical context or the ongoing debate about biblical meaning (you know, actual theology) to be taught, because that would disrupt their truth-claims.

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… at some point they’ll call Dante and Milton the Third Testament and print it with the others :open_book:

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People get that way. Stuck on a Greek island. Waiting for the ferry. That constantly fails to appear. Sitting in the little café by the harbour. The one with the cheap kykeon.

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Not a haiku, but maybe a cousin?

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A couple of my college classes were kind of like that, too.
My favorite was kind of a survey of a lot of sources: epic of Gilgamesh, code of Hammurabi, Exodus, I’m sure there were more but those are the ones that stuck with me. It was a great class.
My thesis (we were allowed a lot of leeway) was about the use of scents in various religious/cultural rites through time.

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