Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/11/10/the-buffalo-magnetic-poetry-se.html
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If only they were chickens.
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The buffalo magnetic poetry set you didn’t know you needed
You’re right, I didn’t know I needed this. Probably because I don’t need it.
Now were it a badger magnetic poetry set…
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As long as you use the correct number of tiles your poem is guaranteed to be grammatically correct every time.
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I’ve created an avant-garde sanitation system that confronts people with their waste
There actually exists an art installation that confronts people with their waste, though not a sanitation system, but rather a digestive system:
When asked about his inspiration, Delvoye stated that everything in modern life is pointless. The most useless object he could create was a machine that serves no purpose at all, besides the reduction of food to waste.
Well. . . it rhymes anyway.
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As a Buffalo area resident let me give you my unbiased opinion on this product.
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Wot, no mushrooms?
Badger badger badger badger 
Oh badger badger badger badger
Badger badger badger badger
ooohh
(damnit where’s the badger emoji when you need it?
… just submitted to the Unicode consortium that’s where!
http://www.unicode.org/L2/L2017/17404-badger-emoji.pdf)
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Build your own grammarphone! http://braincomics.net/strips/84/
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I usually go with excusable or forgivable.
Especially when commenting on pop music.
That emoji submission was going well until this line:
Badgers have existed since the 16th century
(referencing the earliest known recorded instance of the word “badger” in the English language). FFS.
Missed that bit. Oh dear.
I gotta admit, that one tile in ALL CAPS really completes it.
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