The Deluminati


#1

Report: Scalia Died At Ranch Among Members Of Secret Society Of Hunters


Justice Scalia spent his last hours with members of a secretive society of elite hunters
#2

That is one amazing rationalization for going out to shoot animals in the wild.


#3

If I know anything about these kinds of “hunting ranches”, they had a bunch of farm raised, hand-fed animals that they released from the back of their pickup truck I’m sorry, from the back of their “modified humvee” by their “guide” and then shot 20 yards away.


#4

That was the case with the “ranch” where Cheney shot a man in the face. They raised quail in pens then released them from cages for the hunters to pick off. Somehow Cheney still missed.


#5

Because he was barely sober enough to stand.


#6

“There is nothing I can add to your observation that among my many
guests at Cibolo Creek Ranch over the years some members of the
International Order of St. Hubertus have been numbered”

When I first read that,

  1. I thought the last word was “murdered”
  2. I thought Umberto Eco was back!

#7

It’s OK; the guy he shot apologized to him.

(Yes, really.)


#8

Yep, they’re shooting birds raised to be shot, then conveniently released for ease of shooting. I try not to loathe people, but raising animals to be used for entertainment-killing is completely loathsome.

http://www.cibolocreekranch.com/hunting-en.html#item_31


Justice Scalia spent his last hours with members of a secretive society of elite hunters
#9

International Order of St. Hubertus is a splinter group from Jade Helm.


#10

How difficult is the boxed bird hunt on the shooting-fish-in-a-barrel-scale?


#11

6 out of 10 Ice-T’s.


#12

Jesus. They should just strip them naked and let them loose in a battery shed with a blunt spoon.

I’m all for hunting your own meat, but even then it should be wild and nearing the end of its natural life.


#13

Wow, great cast! Plus Ice-T.

But why is he dressed like a weird Maitre D?


#14

Even when being hunted, T needs to look his best.


#15

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