The downside to being preserved for posterity


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This article may require a unicorn chaser.


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…do you mean ‘as opposed to the upside of a peaceful, benign death from having your spinal cord severed by saber-tooth tiger biting through the back of your neck’, Maggie? ;>


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It’s pretty moot, since these guys have been gone a long time. But don’t you think Smilodon beats slowly drowning in mud? I know which one I’d pick, if I had a time machine, and it didn’t have a Hitler button, and it turned me into a mammoth.


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this is yet another proof to the observant Christian that so-called ‘fossils’ were placed by Satan as part of an unholy conspiracy to mislead us into believing in EVILution.


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If you insist. This one died gasping so hard that its lungs were filled with glitter.


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Remind me NOT to play Corrupt A Wish with you :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:


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From the title, I thought that TFA would have information that would make me reconsider my wish to be preserved as a fern stand/coat rack…


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X-ray please.


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There we go!


#12

You must have got that image from North Korea.


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