Aren’t we forgetting someone?
The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
Ka-shlick!
Oh god… what was the comic called? Is it still being published?
Ooo!
Decades of backstory!
(The character is Bun Bun, aka The God of Power. Er, spoilers!)
Sluggy! Yes, thanks! I used to read that on the regular and we interacted with those dudes back in the day at D*Con… I’m down with Bun Bun, but it’s been years since I’ve read it. Thanks for the reminder.
“Where’s that monkey’s paw?!”
My BF hipped me to that one
I was trying to explain to the kid, aged 5, the part about how Jesus died and they put his body in a cave and rolled a rock in front of it. But when they came back and moved the rock away, the body was gone.
Kid gasps and says “a bear ate Jesus’s body!” I explained people thought god took the body to heaven and got a skeptical look. “I think it was a bear.”
Jesus is definitely a lich
“I’m not a vampire!”
“Then how did you manage to turn into a white dude?”
It’s so much easier to justify the Australian Easter Bilby than the Easter Bunny.
Chocolate is good. Rabbit = Feral pest. Bibly = Cute and endangered. Result: Chocolate Easter Bilby. Perfectly logical. And “bilbies” is only one mistaken autocorrect away from “bibles”, if you have an Australian dictionary installed.
[Lila : “It’s always a delight to see Mox (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) absolutely filleting the ring wings over their garbage takes.” — Bluesky]
You guys know there is a Resurrection spell.
There is a mechanic to come back from the dead that doesn’t require one to be undead.
I don’t think the apostles would have been able to get cover the material component in three days, though. Although if it existed, I would for sure watch that heist movie next Easter.