I passed this awesome piece on to my friend “Dick Hurtz”.
I sent one down to the Antarctic research base to my absent-minded friend Ignatius Calvin (of the Vienna Wiener family) - he forgot to pack his underwear, of course.
I thought The Nads were blue?
I want a complete breakdown on the 41 “other phrases”. In the meantime…
The real story here is the distinct difference between “new media” and “trad media.”
What the “L”? 
When it comes to ones tallywacker, I enjoy the use of euphemisms. When I am at the doctor I prefer to hear the words testicle, urethra, and vas deferens. When I read about someone’s painful but ultimately survivable crotchtal injury, I don’t mind seeing words like anaconda, big lebowski, or dangly bits.
Well the rug does tie the room together.
I prefer Spanish slang … which includes, at least in 1980’s Yucatan, “huevos”.
Hey, I sent a copy to Rodney H. Johnson, but he’d already seen it.
The H stands for Hammer …
“Giving him the business.”
Let’s have a little wedding tackle dignity and decorum around here folks, and let us dangley bits not turn this discussion into a forum for euphemisms frank and beans for the male genitalia.
These statistics are junk
What about ‘gentlemen’s area’, as favoured by the likes of James May?
I am nonplussed to discover that “the nards” isn’t on the list!
