Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/08/19/digital-sliderules.html
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I, too had a “Little Professor” learning calculator!
I remember one guy in high school who wore his hp65 on his belt. I still had a slide rule, but my mom eventually bought me a ti58, which was a real piece of crap. Eventually, I got an hp41 with the card reader. Good times.
but do they play a little melody?
I entered High School in 1975, started with a slide rule, but by 1976 calculators were everywhere. I still have my slide rule, and my original Ti-30. The Ti-30 had a 9 volt battery and it would actually take some time “thinking” before giving you an answer. 58008 looked much better in red LED.
I used to wear Casio calculator watches [hum…they’re still a thing…]. They weren’t all that useful really, but the nerd factor was off the scale.
I always found it handy to have an unbent paper clip to mash the buttons with.
I had forgotten about the Little Professor, but I totally had one!
Since I played classical guitar, I had finger nails that worked for that. Just never found a lot of use for it other than figuring out how much groceries you were sticking in the cart.
Letting people in the front row play with the calculator is next level fanservice.
in 1970 my mom and dad, school teachers, bought a medium size desktop calculator with led display and a paper tape they could use if they wanted to attach a hard copy to anything. it cost $150. which they paid out over 6 months. that amount would be close to $1000 in 2018 dollars. it was considered a marvel of size, speed, and beauty by the other teachers. the principal at mom’s school had an electro-mechanical calculator with a division function you could use to average grades. it weighed around 25 pounds. using the division function would require 30-45 seconds worth of gears grinding to get to the answer,
just under ten years afterwards you could buy a 4 function calculator with memory keys for $5 or less and get one with a paper tape around $15.
My dad had one of those cool desktop calculators (like the one behind the HP calculator with a separate chip in one of the photos above) and it was the coolest thing I’d ever seen, because the numbers on the display were formed with little lit-up wires.
And no, I’m not that old; the calculator was an ancient one my dad had brought home from work. Well, I guess I’m kinda old, at that.
the article is tagged with “5378008” but i think you want “55378008” . that goes along with a little gag where you go "Pamela Anderson’s boobs weighed 69 [type 6 and 9 on the calculator] pounds. Her doctor said they were too [type 2] too [type 2] too [type 2] big. As she was walking around 5th [type 5] and 1st [type 1] streets, she met Doctor X [type ‘x’ for multiply] who did 8 [type 8] operations, and in the end she was [type enter and turn the calculator over].
I don’t remember if we had this one. I think a friend brought it to school one day…
In my country it ws called Professor Corujinha (Professor Little Owl) because it was a calculator and a teacher, but also a smart teacher and everybody knows that owls are very smart.
The Casio VL-1 does!
Kraftwerk’s “calculator”, however, is really a Mattel Bee Gees Rhythm Machine.
And the Casio ML-82! http://casio.ledudu.com/pockets.asp?lg=eng&type=1274
I got the Casio VL-1 for Christmas. That thing was awesome. That’s where I first learned about ADSR, mad learnings I unleashed with a vengeance on my Commodore 64.
Here’s an old VL-1 classic:
As for TI calculators this one always cracks me up:
Though it’s not electronic, I feel there should be some mention of the Curta:
A 4 function mechanical calculator used by - among others - many at NASA in the Sixties.
Came for Kraftwerk, leaving satisfied!
Twitter is an awful medium for longform articles.