The faces of congress, averaged

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Isn’t there online software for this? something that creates a semblance of a human face?

Surprisingly it doesn’t look at all like an asshole.

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Dunno, looks pretty assholeish to me.

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Congress is old, white and male?
Whouldathunkit?

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Looks like Antonin Scalia.

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I agree. My immediate thought was that it was Scalia!

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Looks like congress has a weight problem.

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That’s not an average, it’s literal; blurry on the issues, trying to hide something, not showing their true face. It’s a perfect portrait.

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Scalia or Pete Rose with a crew cut.

Congress = Rush Limbaugh?

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Imagine how much whiter it would have been without Boehner tipping the scale.

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The median is used - so if the ratio was 48% black, 4% white, 48% albino, the picture would be of a white person.

I’d love to see this compared to an averaged face of the American people.
(My guess: browner, more ladies).

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That’s the guy that robbed me officer, your sketch artist is a genius. I recognize him even without the big red rubber nose & greasepaint.

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This totally reminds me of a friend of mine who has worked (tangentially, as a staffer) in high level Canadian politics, and who I could totally see as a congressman one day.

Memorise this face. Learn to hate it.

I want you to picture this smarmy visage every time you have a shit.

What if it’s in focus? Go Greendale Human Beings!

Whatever happened to the gaunt, hungry faces of congressmen who spent all their time considering the nation’s future?

… but it isn’t.