The Gallery of Just Plain Assholes (Part 1)

Yup. One of those times when I can honestly say “Been there, done that”. Not quite two decades in my case (ages 7 to 25), but pretty close.

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Kimmy Schmidt Good Luck GIF by Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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What a bunch of idiots. Lizzo is amazeballs.

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Transphobia really does rot people’s brains…

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It’s called “woo magnetism” and it happens all the time. You start with just a little taste of crystal healing, but it feels so good you try some antivax and next thing you know you’re Alex Jonesing for the next antiscience madness. It’s a more dangerous pandemic than any nature-made virus could ever be.

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Love it…

Leonard Cohen Drinking GIF

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How are they going to get men to use a right wing dating app, when they’re fetishing about lefties?

Sorry Ben, but I don’t think she’s that into you.

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As someone who has dated women who are 6 ft plus, I think he really doesn’t know what he’s missing. :man_shrugging:

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So the only form of agency or power is that which physically replicates bulked up masculinity?

What a fucking idiot.

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He’s such an idiot. He includes himself in the category of “traditional masculine men,” then mentions his “small body?” This doesn’t seem to jive with his own perceptions of traditional masculinity.
Plus, “my doctorwife”?!? As opposed to his other wives?

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https://twitter.com/marlownyc/status/1292963974917562371

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I have the feeling that he’s thinking about it.

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He’s a pocket butch.

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More like a pocket taco!
:joy:

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I don’t know what that means, she said embarrassed.

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It’s mostly a joke. I don’t think anyone’s ever done it, I’ve only heard it used as a joking threat, as in, “I’ll give him a pocket taco.”
It’s to poop in someone’s pants pocket then sew it closed.
Seemed an apt description of what it would be like to encounter Ben IRL.

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It seems like a worthy cause. I’ll make a donation.

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Hmm, that’s an awful lot of trouble to go through, just for a shitty prank.

I mean, as you said, maybe no one’s ever done it, but why sew it shut, when you could watch them stick a hand in there?

(Oh the places we go, when talking about Ben Shapiro.)

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Fuck you and bullshit privatization.

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