The Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 1)

Yeah, but this is Ollie North. He’s probably already cut a sweetheart deal and whatever LaPierre thinks he’s won will be set to explode.

Ollie is slippery as fuck. There’s something coming down the 'pike and he’s packing his bags and leaving before breakfast.

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I was thinking it was going to turn into a “pistols at dawn” situation.

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I think I missed a better one.

“Circular firing squad” was probably a better description of what they’re up to at the NRA right now.

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trump find it’s “hard to believe” it’s a hate crime.

Fuck him.

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Ermagerd! Flirty-Fishing Nazis! Just the thing for snagging those Incels.

(The article is a couple years old, but some things never change.)

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“According a federal affidavit, “after considering various attacks – including targeting Jews, churches, and police officers – Domingo decided to detonate an IED at a rally scheduled to take place in Long Beach this past weekend.”

Didn’t they just release the Coast Guard asshole who wanted to do the same type of thing??

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We’ve been over this, man! The Coast Guard dude is white. This dude (appears) to be of a more melanized sort. Therefore, he qualifies as a terrorist. :confounded:

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Remember when Jacob Wohl tried to put together a sexual assault smear against Robert Mueller, through a fake intelligence firm, only for it to crash and burn in hilarious incompetence? Well, apparently he decided it went so well last time that he’s at it again.

I wonder if he used his mom’s cell phone number as the contact for the domain’s WHOIS info again.

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Not really Trump inspired, as he’s been in his own lane all along:

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Christ what an asshole. Like with Trump, I’m going to dance a jig when he croaks.

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At my university, we had lots of “religious” zealots who would speechify on the campus green. I don’t think I ever got to use it, but I had pre-worked out a diplomatic response if any of them asked me about abortion. “Well, I like to think that it’s not too late for some people.” If said with sufficient “sincerity,” this could convey the idea that there’s always the chance that people can see the light and change the error of their ways. There is, of course, an alternate interpretation…

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Bless their hearts.

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And thus another incel was born…

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He did that to himself.

What young woman would you want to sacrifice to the cause of making sure he doesn’t go on a shooting rampage?

(I know you wouldn’t want that…it’s a rhetorical question.)

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Gotta use up those Vietnam era reserves of Agent Orange don’t 'ya know.

“Tactical Herbicides”

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