The Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 1)

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What are the parameters on “must run” footage? Can it run at 2:00am, for example, or at the very end after weather and sports, when most people will have moved on to other things?

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Sinclair must-Run

Of all the industries to shirk anti-trust duties, media is the most dangerous to neglect (and thus the juiciest target for fascists).

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The parameters imposed by Sinclair are probably much tighter, but if not the particular viewer they’re trying to reach with the propaganda is exactly the kind of person (probably elderly, probably unsophisticated) who watches a local news broadcast right to the end instead of bailing out once the show hits the sports and entertainment/celebrity news.

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Much as I hate “liking” that, it is sadly and ominously true.

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I wish the rest of the media would spend more time training the spotlights onto Mr. Julian Sinclair Smith and his creepy family. People should know where this is coming from.

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Obligatory instant unicorn chaser:

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Anybody seen Roy Moore?

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He said he was going down to the mall.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lashes out at Axios and Politico co-founder after he calls her ‘the Donald Trump of the Democratic Party’ -Business Insider

Axios is dead to me now.

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Ooh, a new wrinkle on the “you can’t read this unless you let us have all your data, nasty EU person” setup.

I get a hearty “welcome to our EU experience” which explains that this is a special version of their website that doesn’t collect my info and they hope I’ll enjoy the site.

That’s nice.

It then shows me the headlines. When I click on them, it reloads the “Welcome to the EU experience” page.

No news for us in the EU without handing over our data.

Except we can’t even hand over our data if we want to.

I’d say that’s a pretty Trump-inspired reaction. Screw you. We don’t like your rules so we won’t even bother to comply with them, instead we’ll screw you and ourselves over.

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The face you make when a white, cisgendered “feminist” starts complaining about intersectionality and cultural marxism…

kollontai-phone

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“I believe a national socialist movement in every country worldwide would create an incredibly healthy and prosperous globe”

Rosamund-Pike-What-the-fuck

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Good

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Literally Trump inspired:

Dear IRS, please take note.

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Rs wanted XXXXX so they pretended YYYYY.

Over and over.

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They’re not looking for a babysitter, they want a professional full time nanny. Worse: they want a stupid Mary Poppins.

And for the record, any reasonable teenager in my area gets $15/hour cash for babysitting two kids. A third child, an infant no less, would up the ante.

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“Your pitbulls? No problem there, you’re right they’re big softies really. I sold them for snack money and they hardly bit the guy at all.”

I also love the “No problems with the law” together with 'I’ll pay you under the table in cash - no taxes."

“So, it’s not the criminal activity as such - just me getting caught you care about. You won’t mind about the three children I murdered in Oklahoma then 'cus no one ain’t never gonna find the bodies. That lady had dogs too. Damn well fed dogs.”

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What do people think anyone with even a marginal chance at a better career would do? Honestly, I’d literally die or turn to crime before I’d take care of anyone’s obnoxious crotch dumplings especially for that pittance. You made the problem, you figure it out. Ten bucks an hour won’t buy you much folks. Walmart is a better option.

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