The Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 1)

More projection. Everyone knows that if there is election fraud, it is Republican. Yet not surprised at all. Moscow Mitch has to be shocked and frightened after Tuesday.

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Stivers said he thought Bevin’s speech declining to concede to Beshear was “appropriate.” He said believes most of the votes that went to Libertarian John Hicks, who received about 2% of the total vote, would have gone to Bevin and made him the clear winner.

That’s not how that works. Now they’re gerrymandering into fantasyland. Next they’ll say that some of the Democratic votes were really Republican…

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Wankers and Stroke Shaming

(I’m finding it hard not to drop a @Papasan euphemism right now.)

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They are trying out lines and strategies for voiding the 2020 results. “Those votes for Warren were errors, they obviously were meant to be Trump. We just need to make the appropriate adjustments to totals. Give us a bit…”

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“And these ones would have voted for Trump if they really understood Warren’s policies. We’d better correct them…”

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I think you just did, though… right now.

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Hmmmm…

Hmmmm…

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…the Proud Boys, who believe not masturbating increases their testosterone and makes them more desirable to women.

Yeah, 'cause everyone loves a minuteman. :roll_eyes:

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Not as loud as ones like Richard Spencer or Milo, but he’s steadily climbing up the asshole charts.

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Not actually related, but…

Maybe B-Dub is a good place to avoid for a bit?

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I read that this morning. Sounds like a classic case of sodium hydroxide + ammonia = chlorine gas + chloramine gas (+ death).

When I worked in a restaurant as a teenager, the owner, a semi-retired chemical engineer, had a rule: no ammonia allowed in the building. No Windex or other glass cleaners, or any other ammonia-based products, since we used sodium hypochlorite extensively as a cleaning agent.

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I worked in a chemical plant once and you never forget what it’s like to walk into an ammonia leak. It will take your breath away.

Also, sulphur fires, you can’t see them in the daytime.

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Same thought. We had that happen at the pool I worked at as a teenager. Way more excitement than we ever planned on, but at least it was outside. Inside, yeah, death rapidly.

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Here’s hoping Larson gets sued deep into the poverty he mocks regularly in others.

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Oops!

I’d prefer his seat went Democratic, but gone is good too.

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OFFS, but not shocking of course. Not shocking at all.

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That’s … hard to comprehend.

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Going to say right up front here that **Kevin Gannon (tattooedprof) is not the asshole in question_, but his thread is a commentary on both the asshole doing this performative assholery and just how wrong they are about it.

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Conservatives can’t let go of “The War on Christmas”. It’s one of the few evergreen (so to speak) anti-Semitic dog whistles they can signal to the Xtianist base year after year while having some cover.

The real message is “the Jewish-controlled media is at it again, folks, trying to foist its alien secular humanist agenda on a great God-fearing nation”. But if they’re called on it, they always claim they’re lamenting the consumerism that’s infected a religious holiday (which is obvious BS that the actual MSM declines to call them on).

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