The Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 1)

Apparently, a Trailer Park Boys costume party. Still, when you’re trash, it’s always important to set yourself apart by mocking other trash.

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Gee Dr Navarro, what kind of disease is public administration?

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“Black water”? Instead of what, coffee? Wine? Mud and water??

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gotta be a Jack-n-Coke. ‘swhat all them "god ol’ boys" drank.

that’s not a typo

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Oh.

Huuuurpp!

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I’m going with the plumbing definition of blackwater.


“ Blackwater is the mixture of urine, fecesand flushwater along with anal cleansingwater (if water is used for cleansing) and/or dry cleansing materials. Blackwater contains the pathogens of faeces and the nutrients of urine that are diluted in the flushwater.[1]
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Yes, this is in comparison to ‘gray water’, which can still be used for some functions like washing the decks or flushing the toilets.

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Every damn time I think he can’t find crazier people

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See also

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You’ve got me wondering what happened to this guy…

Aha - one case was settled:

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Weren’t there photos involved that might be released?

I didn’t know this:

“ There were unexplained developments in the Bello litigation, too. He was previously known as Jesus Fernandez Jr., and his father as Jesus Fernandez Sr. Both changed their names to Bello in the summer of 2016, saying they did so under pressure.

The younger Bello said in court papers the change was “due to a matter directly related to the subject matter of this lawsuit.” The elder Bello told the Miami Herald the change was due to “major concerns” and those concerns were “based on threats.”

The smell of coverup and grifting is overwhelming.

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My understanding was the reason the pool boy’s position was suddenly changed (and huge “business loans” were given to him) was because he found photos of Falwell’s wife that the couple wouldn’t want published. Now we see Falwell himself sharing questionable pictures of himself and his “friend.” I wish they would cover up!

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I’ll add that to the saga.

eta: The portable wiki in a single HTML file is looking good. Still working on the table and template conversions. Soon.

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The liberal MSNBC:

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Well if that’s not ingratitude, I don’t know what is.

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We get this whenever a hurricane is on its way, but not to show defiance because the wind is violating their freedom. Surfers – at least the ones here – tend to have a pretty good relationship with the forces of nature, even when they are out being a little stupid in the storm-tossed waves.

Please don’t joke about this. We were trying to covid-ready our shelters a couple of weeks ago, most of the people heading there for safety are not the assholes fighting against science. The covidiots are more likely the ones defiantly standing their ground in their houses.

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Why are Christians so obsessed with sex? “Christ” didn’t talk about sex at all, did he?

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It’s the odd effect that happens when you forbid something that is a natural bodily process.

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I was filling out my Washington ballots this evening and when I was reading the voters’ guide, there were these pieces of work:

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ROFL

“Community Service:
I’ve never been to jail.”

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