The Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 1)

District Man Charged with Over $2 Million in Paycheck Protection Program and Related Loan Fraud

Defendant Also Indicted for Defrauding the Archdiocese of Washington

(https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/district-man-charged-over-2-million-paycheck-protection-program-and-related-loan-fraud)

“We will not tolerate exploitation of this national emergency for personal gain,” said Acting U.S. Attorney Michael R. Sherwin.

giphy (76)

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She ain’t even FROM that district! She moved there literally to run for office…

She’s from the North Atlanta suburbs that are now represented by a Democrat, Lucy McBath.

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Ummmmm… I’ll just leave this one in here…

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There is nothing I can say here that will not be deservingly flagged. Wow.

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Keep it classy! :wink:

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Vote for trump, like these two boobs!

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And they’re likely all coming from the 8% of Black people who voted for Trump anyway.

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My local NPR node just stopped broadcasting. Nothing but static at that frequency now. Looking through the FM band for something else, I discover Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis.

KXL is bombarding my town with this bullshit five hours a night, five nights a week. This kind of conspira-tainment stuff stopped being funny when they decided Obama was cloned in Kenya by the Deep State, and that was a while ago.

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“Born in Utah (birth name: Louis Clyde Holder), Lewis says his background in Mormonism influenced his work in conspiracy theory because “It is part of the Mormon faith to question everything.””

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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-kanye-west/kanye-west-met-with-kushner-as-rapper-eyes-2020-election-spot-idUSKCN2582KM

The New York Times, which first reported the meeting, said it took place in Colorado last weekend and also included President Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka, Kushner’s wife and another top White House adviser.

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When Trump loses, and there’s no massive arrest of Democratic pedophiles, I’m sure that someone in QAnon will float the theory that the deep state replaced Trump with a programmed clone.

Schisms will break out when various camps can’t agree on exactly when Trump was replaced. (“The medical checkup when he grew an inch!” “No no, he went down to the White House bunker, and never came back!”)

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That’s one thing that really worries me. What are they going to do when nothing happens? Imagine believing what they believe, and trying to get on with your life thinking all that is happening? I am afraid the pizzagate shooter is going to be a common occurrence.

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Except the Pizzagate shooter turned himself in when he figured out it was all bullshit… There are going to be a ton of Ruby Ridges upcoming…

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Somebody is phishing Maryland gun dealers…

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To quote a streamer I watch regularly, “why would you put that out into the universe?”

:wink:

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It’s already out there for some freezone Scientologists who have left the organization, but are still hooked. They think L. Ron Hubbard was replaced with a clone, but they’re convinced it was at different times and places.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard
And fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim. [repeat]
Ænema - Tool

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Another useless asshole that can’t croak soon enough.

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At CNN just now:

CNN has been better lately at calling out Trumpian falsehoods and other forms of skulduggery for what they are, but my internal editor is really itching to replace “makes dishonest claim” with “lies.”

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