The good news about Chinese smog


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This is great news. I think what it really suggests is


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But I was thinking:


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4. It makes people funnier.

Those people aren’t coughing, they’re laughing!


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Well, looks like my evil plan to discern the very fabric of the Chinese metropolis with my all-seeing spaceborne eye is foiled(at least on the visible band, anybody check how good smoke is in UV, IR, etc?)

I suppose I’ll have to stump up for some cheap tourist guide material.


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Just send in an archer from Esgaroth, he’ll take care of that Smaug problem right quick.


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Maybe one of their common pollutants is helium. You’ve got to admit that a city full of people talking in comically high-pitched voices would be pretty funny.


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Or maybe N2O?


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I’m fine with finding the bright side of a problem situation, but I haven’t seen such stretching in quite some time, especially considered how bad-off the residents of these cities are off with this…


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I totally agree. What surprise me though is


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Now that would be hilarious.


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