The Insider’s TSA Dictionary


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#2

Not to be anti-cop or anything.. but this is just typical gross male behavior in any role that has males in authority over other people.

Half the asshole bullies where I went to elementary and high school are now cops. And I went to my 15 year reunion and they didn't change much.


#3

I work with doctors. Surgeons.
Trust me, TSA has nothing over them.


#4

Except that the vast majority of surgeons, even if they're misogynist pigs, actually do a job that has a real benefit to society. Whereas TSA agents are doomed to being actors in our national fetish with security theater.


#5

Am I the only one who appreciates that OSI, the company that makes those pornoscanners, is actually owned by Deepak Chopra, M.D.?

Namaste, Y'all!


#6

Fine. But they are absolutely disgusting people to be around. Talk to some of their secretaries. They'll tell you the same thing.


#7

Wait… what? You mean this Deepak Chopra?


#8

Aww, crap. Looked like a current pic of the other Deepak Chopra (who usually uses totally shopped images of himself).
They do look quite a bit alike, though - the cleft chin thing in particular...but nope. This one's an electronics guy.

Darn. Well - you can still get your doshas all in good shape, go get down with some serious oil-pulling, and think positive and stuff.
Because, they also own a couple of biomedical device concerns. And, you just know that if DHS says it's ok, pornscanners have still just got be all kinds of happy, humanistic machines, right?
Right??


#9

I'm with you there, truly. Sexist, misogynistic, MCPs (Male Chauvinist Pigs) are not excused by doing good work. I was just bashing the easy target of the TSA because they totally don't do any good work at any time.


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