The internet went wild for this 100% spiderless-pie


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It’s Illuminati Bohemian Grove Pie.

“Weaving Spiders Come Not Here”

Give Alex Jones a slice.


Where do you think the 5 missing slices went…


In before someone said “kill it with fire!”


What do they do with the spiders that aren’t in the pies?


The “no spiders in here” message is just a clever tactic to divert our attention away from what he did with the four and twenty blackbirds.


The twist is the pie was lovingly prepared and baked by a spider named Giles.


Guess I’ll have to keep looking for spider pie.


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