The jokes are on us

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Getting some strong Dark Brandalf vibes from that one!

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Would work just fine with most AI systems, so…

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And then Sisko says…

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I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia.

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Wondermark! In which it's too late

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A pirate walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, “If you don’t mind me asking, how did you get that peg leg?”

The pirate says, “Well, matey, I was knocked overboard during a terrible storm. I spent several hours clinging to a piece of driftwood before me ship found me, but not before a shark took me leg.”

The bartender asks, “And how did you get that hook for your hand?”

The pirate says, “A few months after I lost me leg, we were boarded by one of her majesty’s royal vessels. We fought them off with our swords but I lost me hand.”

The bartender asks, “Why do you have an eye patch?”

The pirate says, “Arr. A seagull pooped in me eye.”

The bartender asks, “Really? You need an eye patch for that?”

The pirate replies, “Y’arr. It was me first day with the hook.”

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