The jokes are on us

24 Likes
6 Likes

29 Likes

21 Likes

from

20 Likes

20 Likes

Both sentence structures are wrong in Latin.

/grabbing my pedant’s cap and leaving

16 Likes

27 Likes

19 Likes

My friend asked me, “You’re offered $50,000, but if you accept it the person you hate the most in the world will get $100,000. Are you taking it?”

14 Likes

Sure-I could use 150,000$!

17 Likes

This is called “having a job”.

20 Likes

An angry wife calls her husband and yells on the phone, “where the hell are you?”

The husband responds, “Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw that beautiful diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it, but I didn’t have the money to buy it at the time?”

Wife with a smile and blushing replies sweetly, “of course I remember, darling.”

Husband says “well I’m in the pub next to that shop”

14 Likes
12 Likes

24 Likes

35 Likes

They told me I was banned from making jokes about scientific diagrams. Figures.

32 Likes

you know, i wanted to cosine that ban because you were always off on tangents!

25 Likes

Stop being so hyperbolic. It may be a bit odd, but we’ll converge on a solution.

23 Likes

Shall we go back to the rat in a diagram labeled “rat?” That still makes me howl!

image

9 Likes