Times have changed,
And we’ve often rewound the clock,
Since the Puritans got a shock,
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today,
Any shock they should try to stem, 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock would land on them.
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking,
But now, God knows,
Anything Goes.
Are there other variations on the “land on Plymouth Rock”-inversion out there?
I can’t think of any off the top of my head, but much like trope about Europeans thinking the world was flat, landing at Plymouth Rock was largely a myth: