Originally published at: The Lover app could revolutionize your sex life in the best ways possible | Boing Boing
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What does a copy of Cosmopolitan cost these days?
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I don’t see how this could go horribly wrong in the case of a data breach.
Where’s Cory when you need him?
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Wouldn’t the best possible piece of sex advice be: "First thing, put the damn phone down and stop looking at it!"
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“your sexual sherpa” - So… someone carrying a bunch of heavy shit for me so my white ass can despoil their sacred mountain with my trash, poo, and capitalism? Kinky.
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No thank you
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Why not take a page from the poly community, and create a “user’s manual” for yourself that details your needs, wants, hangups, limitations, etc.?
How is this app anything other than a canned version of that process which might eventually allow some venture capitalists to get slightly wealthier?
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Does it come with a Groinal Attachment?
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What is this “sex life” you speak of?
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“First-time users of the app are greeted with a comprehensive assessment quiz aimed at helping to figure out who you are as a lover and what you need to take your sex life to the next level.”
Lol. I already know the answer to this. A partner. A partner is what I need to take my sex life to the next level.
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Kinda surprising that their UI shows the person’s gender, but not their sex.
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IIRC, that ‘app’ didn’t work out so well for Julie Mao…
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