Originally published at: The Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters could make 300 million s'mores | Boing Boing
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The Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters could make 300 million s’mores
…and boy, would he be tired afterward.
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So, what exactly is the average refractory period for a giant marshmallow man?
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N’more!
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When you see a headline like that, you know somebody must have gotten high.
Something I don’t care to know!
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only a writer could take the numbers of a mathemetition and muck them up with things like feet. feet stink!
This just in! The Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man has been enshrined as an NFT - own 1/300 millionth of all marshmallows! and a sweet GIF!
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Hardly! Only if you yourself are made of marshmallow.
Ethically this is far superior to eating even (say) a whale made of marshmallow. One could argue that the Stay Puft man isn’t even sentient, putting his consumption at the level of eating a fungus.
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Did they consider the internal void? There must be a (demoniacal) void or else Marshmallow Man’s legs would not have supported Marshmallow Man’s mass! …or does he have mineralized bones for rebar? (“ah, so physics not mathematics?” …well, engineering)
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How many s’mores could you make from the Stay Puft Marshmallow man? Just one and, it would be enormous. More Graham crackers and choklit, stat!
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S’mores > communion wafers. Jesus served the wrong fingerfood at the last supper, and church attendance is probably down because of it.
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It would veer into creepy when the he would have said “This is my body, my sweet tasty body. Yummy ain’t it?”
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“Assume a spherical cow” seems to be a more appropriate approach to the problem.
It probably sounds better in latin.
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I never have like marshmallows. Can I volunteer to be one of the 31 million people in the US who don’t get a s’more made out of dirty marshmallow scraped up off the streets of Manhattan?
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But would that feed more, fewer, or about the same number of people as a 600-pound Twinkie?
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That, I think, depends upon your idea of what it means to “feed”
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Isn’t that where the graham crackers are?
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How much ch carbon does one capture in a Stay Puff Marshmallow Man?
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