Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/11/the-merriam-webster-dictionary.html
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I was hoping the word was “sphincter”.
The “they”, have always been a mysterious group.
That’s what they want you to think.
I cut out the gendered pronouns a while ago on the BBS (I still use them at work) and I feel great.
There’s this part of me deep down that was preparing to get into a fight meeting of minds with someone who was offended that I didn’t specify their gender with a pronoun, but that has never happened (probably because this isn’t a Jordan Peterson fan board).
Will it never end? Asking for a friend…
That’s what they say.
I put that in the que for that very purpose, may the Gods smile on you today.
This is stupid.
Said they.
There’s still time to make “defenestration” the word of the year. Quick, somebody throw Donald Trump out a window.
You’ll summon them.
" The Merriam-Webster dictionary’s word of the year is…"
…spelled incorrectly?
(a poor global English spelling variations joke there)
Did someone speak my name?
BWAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Prepare to be Gish galloped as you have never been Gish galloped before!!!
If the JD fanboys come along, then I’ll tell them that I have a selection of far less polite alternatives. Or I’ll call them what they want, just as long as they do the same for everyone else.
I’m thinking about them right now!
It is extremely tempting to always refer to Peterson as “she” but I realize that people would take that as defamation of women rather than commentary on how absurd it is to willfully misgender someone, so I refrain.
I must:
Now seriously, I’m more than okay with this.
I’ve personally been using using “they” as a singular pronoun for ages, anyway.
As long as nobody posts a Limp Bizkit “he said, she said, bullshit” gif then no worries.
If they do, they shall be shunned; that ‘band’ is the epitome of not “being cool.”