The most pretentious movie you like is

the algorithm for (non-)pretentiousness rating is roughly “[50*sqrt(ratingsdiff/4)]%” where ratingsdiff is the absolute value of (criticscore-viewerscore). if it’s over 100%, it gets clipped to 100%. iow, it’s dumb bullshit and awful js code which i give a score of “98% non-pretentious! post to github immediately and bask in your 1.5 minutes of fame!”

the second part which says “people liked it” or “people didn’t like it” is instead based on the average of the two scores.

i say roughly because it’s /3 for pretentious movies and /5 for antipretentious. also instead of sqrt(x) he uses x^0.45 for some unfathomable reason. but whatever.

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And you’re just the @Scrub to clean the masses up :wink:

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That just remided me:

It’d only be odd if you weren’t the one obviously making everything into a game. Like a Labrador who can type.

Seems to work pretty well for these two:

Film not found: The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover.

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Tried some, but the lack of critic reviews seems to skew most of them.








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You think I’ve been playing solitaire in all these threads?

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Solitaire? What? No I’m just pointing out that you’re the one who instigates all the games here. Or at least most of them. Like how a Labrador makes everything into a game…

I’ve never had much success teaching a dog card games though. It’s hard to keep their attention while simultaneously explaining arithmetic.

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Have you tried?
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989)

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Well, to be fair, at least they have 13.5 minutes of fame left.

…I’ll see myself out and go watch some vintage Cusack.

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(…trying. So. Hard. But. Failing…)

Wouldn’t it have been better to display the bullshit percentage as either an ssdeep hash of the number, or as a seed for a guid?

(Goes and flushes own head in toilet)

Looks pretentious to me:

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Huh? The full IMDb title is Star Wars, as that was the film’s title upon original release.

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Sorry, Rotten Tomatoes, not IMDB.

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“Probably a touch predictable”

(dunno if that image is gonna work?!)

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I wonder if the age of a film has anything to do with its perceived pretentiousness? Like, the further its out of date, the less well it’s received by the public?