Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/04/the-mysterious-correlation-bet.html
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Big day for avocados on BB…
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Its pretty simple, really. Both Avocados and Bitcoin are high value, easily manipulated assets favored by organized crime. Lots of Mexican farmers are losing their livelihoods because their crop is being hijacked before it can make it to market.
We’re basically seeing a graph of the underworld economy.
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No, it it is man bunned hipsters I tell you. When they are doing well there is more demand for avo smash and trendy crypto currencies. If we could plot the price of deconstructed ristretto you could prove it.
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Every Bitcoin is backed by a Tether which is backed by an avocado, which is gently rotting. Simple, really. Guac, anyone?
this actually explains much of my life, i do a lot of cheese eating followed by dying tangled in my bed sheets
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Avocado toast eating millennials are killing cryptocurrencies?
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not to mention both terrible for the environment
no its those who prey on the hipsters.
aka crime lords aka investor class saying “what are the kids into these days?”
theres your unifying factor (although I like the gangster angle mentioned earlier too)
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