Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/10/01/the-oktoberfist.html
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I’ve always had a weird thing for women in a dirndl
I guess that’s the direction I was hoping for when I saw “OktoberFIST.”
My disappointment is palpable.
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Am really confused. Has the US invaded Germany? Or did Deutsche Bank falter in the end? Or why are we paying in $ at the Oktoberfest?
At a recent visit to Berlin I have already accepted the new reality that English has replaced German as the official language of conversation.
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We love ripping off Oktoberfest over here, because Bavaria is Germany as far as we’re concerned.
We get the start date wrong, though; we start in October, when Oktoberfest starts in September.
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Unattractive? That thing rocks! \m/
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Even if unattractive, it looks like a great wrist brace for lifting heavy tankards when your strength is flagging.
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“Suffering from ‘beer wrist’? Suffer no more, because now there’s OKTOBERFIST!”
♫ Heavy beer steins giving you fits?
Drink til you drop with Oktoberfist! ♪
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I thought it was a carpal/ulnar tunnel brace for drinking those heavy steins.
Because that really fucking hurts, you guys.
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I thought it looked like this:
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In the ole’ century, it was a drinking sock. How to make: take shoe off, get sock, put on hand.
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FTFY.
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I could see this product appearing in The Simpsons. Homer would absolutely buy one.
It’s bad but it’s not so bad.
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“He touched my breast!” still the best quote from that movie.
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Perfect for nudist beer gardens. 
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Thank you. That missing pun was going to make my eye twitch like Chief Inspector Dreyfus if it wasn’t fixed.
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Wait, this isn’t a discounted Boing Boing Store wallet offer? 
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No need for thanks.
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The OktoberFIST, for when you are too drunk to find your own pants pockets. €49.
With serious beir stein wrist bracing and anti-drunk “what is this and why the fuck am I wearing it?” removal protection.
Comming to the Boing Boing Store this January!
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I want it, I want it right now. But I’m saving for a tattoo. Sight, such priorities.
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“Nice oppressors, honey!” http://www.ranker.com/list/the-100-sexiest-dirndl-girls-from-oktoberfest/greg
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