The Ongoing Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 3)

Won’t Tucker Failson just whip up a new one in his woodshop?

/s

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Literally what he was trying to do. With an ax, for some reason

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Did they take all of Tucker’s man-wood?

TuckerWork

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For sale: woodworking tools, never used.

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That is a brand new, never been used axe.

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That axe is definitely the sharpest tool in the shed. But not the biggest one.

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Guillotines are real and are probably good for the people.

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Nah, I think the fine financial folks at Fortune had a much better take on greedflation:

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Sporkfoot?!

[For those Mutants unflamiliar wif th’ terminology, here’s a spork:


It’s essentially a spoon conveniently designed in such a fashion that it can and will stab you in the mouth.]

ETA: Nasty as those feet are, I’m astonished they aren’t actually cloven hooves.

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peter dinklage middle finger GIF

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…and the smelly-looking pile of grubby laundry that is steve bannon is a flaming POS.

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Fake dollars with the picture of a worthless human on them surprise Trump supporters when they turn out to be worthless.

Some apparently tried cashing them at their bank.

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On the Media (always a great resource) got an especially juicy interview this week

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Self-proclaimed white supremacist and convicted felon held on weapons charges after trying to establish "white private community" in Colorado - CBS Colorado

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