The Ongoing Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 3)

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Ok, I’m putting this here because of what’s printed on the card…and the behavior that goes with it. :angry:

I really hope she can’t claim that on her tax return (and that an audit with hefty fines will be in her future if she tries it)!

Happy Joel Mchale GIF by ABC Network

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Patriot Prayer leader Joey Gibson plans $100M lawsuit against Portland, county alleging malicious prosecution - oregonlive.com

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So conservative white kids handed out those cards?

Weird. After reading the article, I can’t figure out what the hell point they were trying to make.

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I’ll bet they thought the cards were actually valid. As though those assholes even need a card for it.

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They double as smug asshole cards?

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He seems pissed off.

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Too bad the city can’t counter-sue for SLAPP, but this will quickly get thrown out with prejudice. Asshole is very lucky not to be in prison with his buddy. I hope he keeps pushing his luck and finds out.

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“… elected leaders controlling the Portland Police Bureau” means Ted Wheeler

Where’s that “let them fight” gif

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I hate to be the one who roots for Milquetoast Ted, but in this one, I’ve got to go with him over Professional Asshole Joey.

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Someone lawyer-adjacent wanna remind us if “conservative beliefs” is a protected class?

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ALSO: … speaking of professional assholes

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I think they think it’ll own the libs somehow?

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29pke3

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Hm. They don’t mention his militia group/security firm. They haven’t picked up as much Jan 6 attention as they deserve.

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Piss off Bannon.

Lock ‘em up!

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Do they let you wear 7 orange jumpsuits at the same time in Sing Sing?

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I’m told their offices “worked very much hand in hand" on this investigation.

predator-handshake

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Perp wank.

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