The Ongoing Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes

60 years old and still in junior high school is no way to go through life.

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Well, how ā€œcleverā€ would THAT be??

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Federal prosecutors could decide on charges against the former New York mayor soon

Excited Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

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Also…

Hmmmmmm…

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Why did he have to unlock them? I was under the impression that the ability to unlock phones existed in law enforcement via some Israel know-how.

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I Have No Idea Shrug GIF

I’m also betting that he’s probably already scrubbed his electronics (as best a nitwit could), so I’m curious what the outcome will be.

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He is a Cyber Expert after all.

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They couldn’t arrange a ā€œfreedom convoyā€ this time, so they had to block the road themselves.

At what point does this trip-off federal interstate commerce problems?

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18 devices. It’s telling that Fraud Guarantee’s highest -paid consultant had more burner phones than Stringer Bell and Avon Barksdale combined.

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That’s effectively what Abbott did, even if he didn’t intend it. He increased inspections of incoming trucks so he could claim he was offsetting the Biden administration’s supposedly lax policy re: smuggling of undocumented immigrants. Mexican truck drivers understandably got angry and started the blockade in response, with the implicit support of the neighbouring Mexican state’s government.

Internally or internationally, Americans are going to be seeing more blockades and roadblocks in the coming years. One way or another they serve the ends of fascists.

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I think he intended supply-chain disruptions that they’ll blame on Biden for the mid-terms.

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He might try to spin it that way after the fact, but Abbott isn’t playing that level of 4D chess. He figured he’d score some cheap points with the anti-immigrant bigots by setting up what was in effect an official semi-blockade and that Mexicans would roll over. Instead the Mexican drivers responded with their own blockade.

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He never figured out how to conference someone in on a call and had to surround himself with as many phones as there were people on a call?

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And meanwhile, Beto is making hay out of the situation. As he damned well should be.

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State senators passed the bill expanding punishments for unauthorized camping on state-owned property to all public property, which critics said essentially criminalized those without homes.

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Ummm, so, ā€œdon’t worry, even if you’re homeless, you can still be Hitler?ā€ That’s an odd encouragement.

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