The Ongoing Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes

Awww, that’s so sad…wait, wait. No it’s not.

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Prince Bonesaw has to do whatever it takes. Aramco is fucked.

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Retreating to safe greens:

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Donny Deutsch, a Manhattan brand-management professional who is frequently critical of the president, told The Times that the couple “will even have a harder time than Trump himself” at reintegrating in New York.
“He’s despicable but larger than life,” Deutsch said. “Those two are the hapless minions who went along.”

Calling-Bullshit-smaller

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Yeah, the be welcomed back into the same rotten Manhattan set of taste-impaired and botoxed arrivistes and no-talent trust-fund layabouts they’ve hung out with all along.

I stand by my earlier prediction of the futures of these particular arseholes

Eric and his equally dimwitted brother better prepare to enjoy their futures as junior VPs in charge of outside relationships (AKA bribes and kickbacks) at Kushner Companies, LLC. Those six-figure salaries for what are essentially no-show jobs aren’t a hardship, but being mere bagmen with expense accounts working for their empty-eyed brother-in-law will mean a different life for them. Their KKK-loving grandpa will be rolling in his grave knowing their bosses are (as their dad phrased it) “the little guys in yamulkes” who subsumed the organisation he founded for pennies on the dollar.

Ivanka will continue in her father’s grifting footsteps by trying to pivot the family name from real estate to branding a right-wing version of Goop. It will be interesting to see whether or not she’ll succeed in peddling her All-American/made-in-China New-Age woo.

The younger kids will be wise to distance themselves entirely from the rest of the family and the legacy of a father who obviously didn’t care about them.

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Just in case you needed an additional reminder of what a monster McConnell is.

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A Right Wing Goop? Lol

Instead of steaming vaginas and jade eggs it will be blow torching your balls and Billy Bass for ass.

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After years of denying allegations of lax financial oversight, the National Rifle Association has made a stunning declaration in a new tax filing: Current and former executives used the nonprofit group’s money for personal benefit and enrichment.

The NRA said in the filing that it continues to review the alleged abuse of funds, as the tax-exempt organization curtails services and runs up multimillion-dollar legal bills. The assertion of impropriety comes four months after the attorney general of New York state filed a lawsuit accusing NRA chief executive Wayne LaPierre and other top officials of using NRA funds for decades to provide inflated salaries and expense accounts.

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No reminder needed; He’s high up on my list entitled:

The World Would Be a MUCH Better Place if This Fucker Wasn’t In It.

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His opponent being the asshole

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I see what he did there! Brilliant, especially bold for a pastor.

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Grade A shade casting!

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“TRASH!”

And the idea of “white trash” might be right behind that… :grin:

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I think the word we’re looking for is much more specific to the species of animal depicted and its leavings.

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Oh it’s not just trash; it’s FULL OF SHIT.

Right?

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Yep. I guess having him out walking a pet bull would be a bit TOO on the nose. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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*gigglez

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I would posit calling something “dog shit” is probably inferring a lower state than calling it “bullshit.” Bullshit is at least useful as compost. Dogshit, not so much.

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That’s deep, Doc.

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