Speaking of assholes and shit weasels…
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Or…burn pits.
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UN-PATRIOTIC assholes.
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Mr. Meghan McCain. Who funds the Federalist again?
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The usual suspects.
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I thought Congress rescinded that funding requirement this Spring. Or did that die in the Senate?
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Sort of. The requirement is still there, from what I can tell, but the bill earmarked $50B to keep the USPS afloat. So it looks like more of a bandaid than a cure.
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OMG, look who Ms. Shiv saw on her flight from St Louis to DC today:
She tried to wave her fist at him, but he didn’t notice
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Did he stretch before running off the plane?
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Spitball time!
Did he run fast enough to make his connection? 
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Doesn’t look very manly in person.
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Deadbeat Traitor…
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He appears to be grimacing slightly, as if he was afflicted with a case of shin splints. 
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just who do i have to sue to get my country club dues and housekeeper paid? (/s: like i have those things. still, good to know, i guess)
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Well, you do have to marry someone like Rudy Giuliani first.
Seems too steep a price to me but each to their own.
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Meet Blake Masters of Arizona, who along with Vance may join Hawley and Cotton in the Senate’s fascist caucus. He’s endorsed by Biff but, like the others, is a lot more clever.
Meanwhile, von Clownstick himself lays out his plans should he win in 2024.
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3% of the vote.
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“Election fraud!! Sharpies!! Bamboo slivers!”
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“What are things that should be shoved up McClosky’s ass, Alex?”
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