The Ongoing Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes

Oh my! In the Georgia House hearings, a blast from the past:

J. Hutton Pultizer aka
J. Jovan Philyaw aka
Jovan Hutton Pulitzer™ aka
Oak Island treasure hunter aka
Commander Pulitzer aka
The CueCat Guy.

It looks like he took down a YouTube bio of him with a (probably fraudulent) copyright claim.

Anyway, he claims that he can scan all the ballots and detect the fraudulent ones in hours, and that he’s haxored into the voting system right now! (Too bad he wasn’t under oath at the time.)

Naturally the Q types are eating it all up.

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Here is the latest on the hospital bed crisis, at least here. The local hospital has a huge number of covid patients taking up beds who are no longer sick enough to be hospitalized but there is no place to send them. Nursing homes won’t take them back, families, those who have any, are unable or unwilling to take on their care, and they can’t go home alone, so they occupy beds. We have a 300 bed local hospital and almost 1/3 of the beds are now covid. I don’t have an answer, obviously throwing them out into the street is not an option, and what is going on now is not sustainable. I have said frequently, the medical infrastructure is buckling. We may be approaching endgame in that now.

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This is where a functioning federal government would step in, use the Defense Production act to requisition an (empty) hotel or two to provide a place for those patients to safely isolate for their ten days before going home. If, you know, we had a functioning federal government.

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McConnell blasts House-passed $2,000 stimulus checks as “socialism for rich people”

Well then, take it away Bernie:

Fuck you McConnell.

Then fucking get a list a every American who is out of work and send them a fucking $2000.00 check! How fucking hard is that Mitch?

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Very disturbing. Not that stories like yours are gonna stop the 24-Hour Party People.

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We take exception to the Philly themed name - Jovan Hutton Putzlitzer is in Dallas for biz - Fort Worth otherwise.

Biz address:

9101 North Central Expressway 6th Floor Dallas, TX 75231 United States

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Wow.
There is no depth of hell deep enough for this fucker.

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Haha!

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Over here, the city has appropriated the local professional basketball team’s arena for COVID hospitalization. Also, it is claimed some less-grave patients are sleeping in their cars.

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snerk!

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Well, that was totally expected.

Though it is hard to believe that Gohmert is actually a lawyer.

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Salem has had just about enough shit from the Proud Boys

PREVIOUSLY:

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They probably shouldn’t have pepper sprayed that cop last time. Not the smartest move.

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Section 3.

No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any state legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any state, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability

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Kinda buried the lede in that article! Last line:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s California home was also damaged overnight by paint and a pig’s head was also left at the scene, according to reports

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Up next: Pitchforks and guillotines?

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