The Ongoing Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes

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He should have AOC read him the oath and take it on Twitch

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Only if they do it in Among Us over proximity chat, and AOC is one of the imposters :wink:

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In front of the Lincoln Memorial- inside - in front of the statue. Good symbolism for the times. Completely protected on one side by the building- unlike the bleachers in front of the Capitol. A bunch of armored troop carriers on the perimeter out of direct view of the LM - to call in and put in front of The LC if they try to rush it. Biden behind a big pice of armored glass like they use to harden the Pentagon windows.

Close down that whole section of the mall & the roads. Only good access is from the Potomac. Station a bunch of swift boat type vessels in the river.

Hide some serious 50 caliber machine guns inside the beds of trucks to display if it looks to get out of. Along with rpg’s or whatever. Air support above. Snipers.

Or just change it without notice at the last minute to Camp David?

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And swept for boobytraps and time bombs. (Or a big pile of gunpowder in the basement.)

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He doesn’t have to do it at a public ceremony at all, after all.

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Somebody ought to secure the bunker keys, just in case.

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Some of 45’s idiot cultists protested outside the TCF Center in Detroit 18 or so hours after the vote count for Wayne County had been completed there (maybe some cleaning staff was there, but it was otherwise empty).

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Please tell me that’s satire.

PLEASE.

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The public defender told Judge Deborah Fine in court Monday that Chansley was on an extremely restrictive diet, perhaps for religious reasons, and had not eaten since he was taken into custody.

Judge Fine responded that information was “deeply concerning” and ordered Chansley’s public defender to work with the U.S. Marshal’s Office on the dietary concerns.

“We will abide by the judge’s order,” David Gonzales, U.S. Marshal for the District of Arizona, told ABC15 Monday evening. Gonzales added that Chansley will be provided food in line with a shaman’s strict organic diet.

abc15.com/news/state/horned-d-c-protester-makes-first-court-appearance-refuses-to-eat-in-detention

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I hear some shit is organic. He can eat shit.

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Buffalo Snowflake, dead brained Maga
There is a Buffalo Snowflake
In the heart of incarceration

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See? This guy gets it.

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Right? Like there’s something wrong with doing that to a murderous bastard in order to KEEP him down.

Not to mention that he may well not be “down.” Who knows what other poo he’s still got up his sleeve to sling at us.

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american-gods-mad-sweeney-eyeroll-really

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As long as he’s still the President of the United States of America it’s still punching up

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“ Rep. Tim Ryan (D-Ohio), who oversees USCP’s congressional funding, further told reporters on a video call earlier in the day that the suspensions included an officer who was seen posing for a selfie with a rioter after they stormed the building and another officer who donned a red Trump hat who “started directing people around” in the sprawling, multi-level complex.”

“ A third individual was arrested, Ryan said. His office later clarified that it was not a USCP officer but would not specify what agency they were from. Ryan suggested earlier in the day that it may be a member of the D.C. National Guard.”

“ Another 10-15 officers are also under investigation, according to Ryan. He did not have specific details about their alleged behavior.”

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