Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/07/24/the-onion-reviews-mamma-mia.html
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I don’t know about Mama Mia! Here We Go Again, but I give that review a full 5 stars!
He’s absolutely right. The people who hated on Avatar are broken inside.
I know he was the last airbender fer christsakes, he could save the world and bring unity to the four nations!
Best movie trailer ever!
Fantastic.
I’d really love to see this guy’s take on raw vegetable platters.
And to this gentleman I ask, yeah so?
I don’t know why the little headshake at the end made me laugh so hard.
I’ll forget my bitterness over the loss of Jim Anchower for more brilliance like this.
Yay! I’m a husk person!
1st - This is basically a Bollywood movie. All the melodrama. 2nd - why do I get so mawkish and heartful and tear jerky on these things even when it is a happy ending. As a guy who isn’t at all stereotypically “soft” in look or nature I find this troubling to what I’ve been taught according to my toxically masculine peers.
I think it might be me thinking of my parents - that once they were young and full of energy and carelessness, then they took on the responsibility of a life, and then finally are aged and not the youthful stars of their youth. But I guess the ending to “Up!” Sheds light on that.
It’s okay, feels are good!
Oh how i wish more men would admit to having them.
Exclusive backstage photos of Cher getting in costume.
Or were just confused how Kevin Costner and Mary McDonnell had turned Blue.
The ending headshake was the narrator’s replacement for a facially expressed ellipses . . . A facial tsk tsk. . . Perfecto!
Oh i just realized it’s my cake day
It’s like this Peter Rosenthal guy is a cross between Jesus Christ and Santa Claus - he always knows what I’m doing and can read me like a book.
And he is disappointed.
Fucking “Up!”, man, why did you have to go there… …OOH, A SQUIRREL!!!
I wonder what was the makeup and corset budget needed to reanimate the corpse of Cher?