Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/05/the-onion-wonders-if-animals-s.html
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This would have been a more apt question for The Potato.
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More mouths are gonna necessitate more assholes, and the world certainly does not need more assholes.
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Or bigger ones, which would be even worse.
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Yes Indeedy. Rob is doing the lords work.
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It’s kind of time for @beschizza to develop a browser plug-in that just replaces every person’s eyes with their mouth. Would make reading the news waaaay more fun.
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More mouths would be great. Eat with one, talk with the other.
Having multiple holes for different purposes downstairs is a great innovation IMO. I feel kinda sad for animals who have to get by with just a cloaca.
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Obviously, they’d be much better off if they just had more money.
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100% medically accurate, so you know it’s good
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Well obviously I’d like it if all my key parts were redundant and I could live for a thousand years. But my genome’s not interested in shelling out for anything like that; it’s cheaper just to replace me when I wear out. The only reason it even permits two eyes is so I can detect food and sex targets in 3D.
But the joke’s on you, DNA, because I’m resolutely gay and I refuse to do anything to advantage my genetic relatives.
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the correct answer in both cases is NOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOO!!!
My only complaint is that you aren’t replacing ⊥rumps mouth with an arsehole. He talks enough shite.
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Platypodes have three vaginas
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Good for them, I say!
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Hmph, Jesus gave every animal all the eyes it needs!
It’s like some sort of Elder Thing. Only less likeable.
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