The real story behind Aztec crystal skulls

But it must be healing and healthy. Look at all the natural stuff people say it has in it.

(I do not believe for one second that Himalayan salt has thorium in it, or most of the rest of that toxic shit)

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But it lacks essence of hemlock! Hemlock is organic! Why don’t vegans chow-down on healthy, natural, organic hemlock? I know, it’s that Socrates myth. Fake news! /s

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They still make decent bottles for vodka.

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The only way it has plutonium or thorium is from Indian nuclear test fallout. I believe they did theirs in flat desert country, not the Himalayas.

Getting a real crystal skull is a bit tricky - especially if you don’t have a long-lasting light source to avoid getting eaten by a grue.

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That skull looks worried… like, “Don’t you love me anymore?”

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