Ah, and it will get weirder yet, mags. Some day, you will be a grandmother - or even just the parent of a long-since adult child, and will still wake straight up from the deepest sleep when some stranger's baby cries.
You can see a picture of one of your own descendants you have never yet met - and you will know exactly what that child smells like. EXACTLY.
They can say what they will about your children sleeping with you, but you will never roll over on them and crush them - again, even in the deepest sleep. You likewise can be trusted never to roll over on anyone else's child and crush them - even though reason may state they should be rolled on immediately to save the world from one more second of their intolerable whining.
I note that those rare women who commit infanticide are never, ever given the death penalty as a male might be. We understand instinctively that they are somehow jacked up on a level they could not possibly choose and we could not hope to fix. Instead, they are simultaneously reviled and pitied.
So - more primal human stuff some psych can do weird experiments with sometime.
But I'm with Gilbert - I just wanna huff some bay-bay!