The sex weasels of classical portraiture

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/05/16/the-sex-weasels-of-classical-p.html

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The Sex Weasels are my favorite Frank Zappa/English Punk Rock tribute band.

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Some believed that wearing weasel fur directly on the skin could also help ease childbirth.

And don’t forget its amazing cure-all of hangovers. So you could literally weasel out of a hangover.

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Allowing me, for the second time this week, to post this here. Thanks Boing Boing.

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Obligs…

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Popular line back in the day - “Is that a weasel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

Also, required when mentioning weasels:

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“Gee Doris, what’s eating you?”

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Sex weasels ripped Lucretia Borgia’s flesh.

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Weasel/ermine could be kind of soft, wondering if there was something to touching something soft and getting endorphins or oxytocin from hugging a soft critter? Is it that much weirder than giving your child a clearly non-living baby bear to sleep with?

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/1948550611404707

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I’m imagining John Oliver voicing the implicit subtext suggested here: " She fucks. Oh yes, she fucks."

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Weasels-ripped-my-flesh-front-500x500

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“Sex weasel” sounds like a sex toy that is not for the faint of heart.

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The word for weasel in many European languages meant lady, bride, or nymph.

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Stoatily, dude!

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How flattering.

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I don’t know. I think weasels are pretty great. I love their long necks and backs. They’re neat!

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Phooey, say I!
And if I were French I’d say ‘fouine’.

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Fair enough!

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