Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/01/31/weasel-electrocuted-at-cern-to.html
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Oh sure. The weasel in this dimension was electrocuted. But in the dimension the duplicate was transported to everything is hunky dory.
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Dead animals? Now that’s poetry!
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No no no they need to put his head on a spike by the gates to serve as a warning to other weasels.
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At first I thought it got into the experimental area and got killed. I don’t know why, but I pictured a modern Grace Hopper trying to tape a weasel into her logbook…
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So, the smartest people on the planet are playing with dominoes and getting drunk and swallowing fish.
we’re screwed.
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This weasel gave its life FOR SCIENCE!!
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I assumed a Hadron would leave a more obvious mark, even a small one.
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Did it jump the fence or did it slip in through cracks in space-time?
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Put a bottle in it.
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That’s weird because if you bring corpses to CERN and put them in the beam they become reanimated. I’m pretty sure.
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I’m trying to take a glass-half-full perspective and say there’s one less weasel for us to worry about but I have a bad feeling this is going to lead to weasels discovering trans-dimensional travel and, well…I would say I welcome our new weasel overlords, but people might accuse me of being…hmm, what’s a good animal synonym for “prevaricating”?
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a weasel-like stone marten
Stone martens ARE weasels.
Weasel covers the whole genus Mustela within the family Mustelidae.
This weasel is a hero as he jumped in there to prevent a crack in the universe that would have let though non-euclidean ice weasels minions of the great old one.
Also … SO CUTE!
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we know. it says so in the thread title.
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Curiosity killed the cat.
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If Rotterdam’s got the weasel, who has the flag?
