The strip club was closed, so three Indiana judges went to White Castle instead and got into a fight. Here's the footage.

[beschizza]

Originally published at: The strip club was closed, so three Indiana judges went to White Castle instead and got into a fight. Here's the footage. | Boing Boing

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[Papasan]

The “fun” starts @ 1:30, save you some time…

[Amstrad]

No one was making good choices here, but considering it’s 3am and in the parking lot of a White Castle I feel like that’s just a given.

[anon3894935]

Who the fuck gets into a stupid violence fight instead of enjoying the delicious cheeseburgers mere feet away?

[hecep]

Enjoy the sliders. Watch the fight. Dinner Theater.

[knoxblox]

Love the guy who just walks right into the middle of it with food in hand…

[almighty_bob]

Definitely a FA&FO moment.

[jra]

the shitfaced jurists

Great band name.

[Franko]

i mean, it’s the middle of the night outside of a White Castle… it’s pretty much standard, isn’t it?

[JRLu]

I’m pretty sure that in my sordid past corporate life, if a group of co-workers were attempting to visit a strip club after getting shitfaced with each other, then at least one of those co-workers was desperately trying to fuck one of their peers.

[Surprise_Puma]

The standards for “sober as a judge” have been lowered significantly.

[angusm]

So, future Supreme Court material,amirite?

[Mister44]

And the man at the back said: “Everyone attack”
And it turned into a White Castle blitz
And the girl in the corner said: “Boy, I wanna warn ya”
It’ll turn into a White Castle blitz.

[Lot_49]

The only thing worse that could happen to you at White Castle would be to eat some of the simulated food they sell there.

[leicester]

Another data point for the general rule that nothing good happens after 2am…

[Slide]

This world needs a Judge Judo.