The Swagger is my favorite new toy


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/18/the-swagger-is-my-favorite-new.html


#2

Now, if I had made that video she would have lured him into a dark alley where she eats his soul, then takes his scooter back to her nest for her spawn to use to hunt on its own. :imp:

But that’s just me.


#3

Crazy painting, @Michael_Borys. Yikes!


#4

But does it spontaneously combust?


#5

Probably won’t burst. Perhaps you could expect a slow smoldering flame that envelopes you like a slower, less showy Ghost Rider. You are Ghost Swagger.


#6

It weighs 15 pounds?


#7

I want to see someone ride it during rush hour in Manhattan.


#8

I’ll wait for the videos.


#9

Batteries, then motor. I’m looking at a tear-down of another brand, and the batteries take up the whole vertical handle.


#10

They passed by Cole’s without getting a French Dipped. Does the charge last long enough to get to Philippe’s?


#11

Be careful. You could wipe out on the sawdust floors.


#12

They say it doesn’t!


#13

Do they have a model that doesn’t make the rider look like a ridiculous man-child in the throes of extended adolescence? If you’re old enough to wear a suit to work, you’re too old for this look.


#14

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