Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/18/the-swagger-is-my-favorite-new.html
…
Now, if I had made that video she would have lured him into a dark alley where she eats his soul, then takes his scooter back to her nest for her spawn to use to hunt on its own. 
But that’s just me.
10 Likes
Crazy painting, @Michael_Borys. Yikes!
1 Like
But does it spontaneously combust?
2 Likes
Probably won’t burst. Perhaps you could expect a slow smoldering flame that envelopes you like a slower, less showy Ghost Rider. You are Ghost Swagger.
7 Likes
It weighs 15 pounds?
I want to see someone ride it during rush hour in Manhattan.
2 Likes
I’ll wait for the videos.
1 Like
Batteries, then motor. I’m looking at a tear-down of another brand, and the batteries take up the whole vertical handle.
2 Likes
They passed by Cole’s without getting a French Dipped. Does the charge last long enough to get to Philippe’s?
6 Likes
Be careful. You could wipe out on the sawdust floors.
2 Likes
They say it doesn’t!
2 Likes
Do they have a model that doesn’t make the rider look like a ridiculous man-child in the throes of extended adolescence? If you’re old enough to wear a suit to work, you’re too old for this look.
3 Likes
This topic was automatically closed after 5 days. New replies are no longer allowed.
