Ad I just ran across:
After 137 Years, Mom Gives Birth Then Flips When She Peeks Between Her Baby’s Legs
Click-through is much more prosaic:
After Family Has 1st Baby Girl In 137 Yrs, Dad Can’t Believe What’s Plastered On Highway Billboard
I for am so disappointed. I was hoping for Abraham and Sarah and a baby with a squid beak between her little baby thighs. Thanks, Taboola! 
