Originally published at: The world is facing a shortage of blue paint | Boing Boing
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Just purchased a 5 gallon bucket at HomeDepot, yep Caribbean Blue for the interior shed/barn. Damn I’m lucky…
I blame Tobias.
They couldn’t have just kept this quiet then convinced all the home decor magazines to coordinate on a “no blue” trend, trashing blue as tacky, and “so 2020”? I mean, the world could use a banal conspiracy right about now.
Picasso: “Again?”
*Yves Klein stifles a laugh
The world is facing a shortage of blue paint.
Tyrian Purple: “O RLY?”
They got too close to the blue event horizon.
This news makes me blue, man.
But can Anish Kapoor buy it?
Couldn’t they just recall all the Green paint and extract the Yellow?
Quick, invade Afghanistan.
Can’t do, still in the “rinse” phase.
That made me laugh so hard that I felt quite faint… twice.
I love how the cat’s eyes echo the woman’s. Tip-top gif!
Blue point Deux?
You can always make your own blue.
Or switch to using fire.
We were going to paint our garage blue this fall. It’s been blue for about 30 years to match our house.
This is good news, I don’t have to paint the garage.
My other option is pick another color but I’m sure the popular option will be to rant on Facebook or right there in the Home Depot about Biden and communism.
How are my neighbors going to make their patriot signs without blue?
That’s rough.
Did I ever tell you about my new book: “How I Scaled the North Face of the Megapurna with a Perfectly Healthy Finger But Everything Else Sprained, Broken or Bitten Off By a Pack of Mad Yaks.”