Theory of dick pic excellence


#1

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#2

Hrmmm… maybe a superman cape and a city skyline as a backdrop?


#3

I’ve learned a lot just now. I’m just not sure what.


#4

Note to self: make sure the camera is in Macro mode.


#5

Or just use an instagram filter. If someone accuses “hey that guy mailed a picture of his dick to me” you can reply “that’s not my dick, that’s somebody’s dick from 1972”.


#6

Is there a filter to add 70s Bush to today’s overly-manscaped tools?


#7

Here ya go…

Just overlay it.


#8

Dude. NSFW.


#9

That is indeed one big 70s tool.


#10

Well. I’m sure it’s probably about fucking time…


#11

Waiting for Carlos Danger to comment on this thread/post to that Tumblr in 3…2…1…


#12

My wife just walked in on me looking at this. I told her it was just a link from the BoingBoing website, which didn’t help any because it sounds line a porn site.


#13

Well, that was intriguing. I think I just gained an appreciation for an artform I couldn’t have given two shits about just moments prior. Not that I don’t like dicks but dick pics in the wild are pretty terrible.


#14

Haven’t you already had to explain all the bananas you’ve been looking at?


#15

Why, exactly, are you interested in this?

Awh, hell, it’s not bananas again, is it?


#16

I told her it was just a link from the BoingBoing website, which didn’t help any because it sounds line a porn site.

:smiley:

Made me wonder if there was a boink boink website. Yep, there is…

http://www.boinkboink.org/blog/

A tech blog, no less.


#17

You could pair that with this vintage Dick pic.


#18

Dick and Bush. I haven’t heard those jokes for a while. Heh.


#19

No. Just no.


#20

No, hanged. We want pictures of hanged Cheney, not hung Cheney…