Theory of dick pic excellence

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Hrmmm… maybe a superman cape and a city skyline as a backdrop?

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I’ve learned a lot just now. I’m just not sure what.

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Note to self: make sure the camera is in Macro mode.

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Or just use an instagram filter. If someone accuses “hey that guy mailed a picture of his dick to me” you can reply “that’s not my dick, that’s somebody’s dick from 1972”.

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Is there a filter to add 70s Bush to today’s overly-manscaped tools?

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Here ya go…

Just overlay it.

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Dude. NSFW.

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That is indeed one big 70s tool.

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Well. I’m sure it’s probably about fucking time…

Waiting for Carlos Danger to comment on this thread/post to that Tumblr in 3…2…1…

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My wife just walked in on me looking at this. I told her it was just a link from the BoingBoing website, which didn’t help any because it sounds line a porn site.

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Well, that was intriguing. I think I just gained an appreciation for an artform I couldn’t have given two shits about just moments prior. Not that I don’t like dicks but dick pics in the wild are pretty terrible.

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Haven’t you already had to explain all the bananas you’ve been looking at?

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Why, exactly, are you interested in this?

Awh, hell, it’s not bananas again, is it?

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I told her it was just a link from the BoingBoing website, which didn’t help any because it sounds line a porn site.

:smiley:

Made me wonder if there was a boink boink website. Yep, there is…

http://www.boinkboink.org/blog/

A tech blog, no less.

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You could pair that with this vintage Dick pic.

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Dick and Bush. I haven’t heard those jokes for a while. Heh.

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No. Just no.

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No, hanged. We want pictures of hanged Cheney, not hung Cheney…

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