Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/31/these-halloween-dog-treats-are.html
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Are we feeding dogs the ( all natural , soft and chewy ) brains of other dogs?
Don’t! That’s how they get scrapie, which is almost indistinguishable from zombie disease!
feeding dogs the ( all natural , soft and chewy ) brains of other dogs?
Well I was gonna say that’s how mad cow disease (and vCJD) started and soon we’d have “mad dog disease” (even though we already have one of those - rabies) but I was ninja’d by @Boundegar
I’ll take a half portion…
I’d like Christmas dog treats just so as to be able to say ‘Christmas is going to the dogs.’ [I am doing my part to keep the War on Christmas ™ alive and well]
What’s in normal everyday dog food?
Finally, dog food with honest labelling.
Well you could just say “Halloween is going to the dogs”, but then it always has. As a UKer brought up in the sixties, Halloween was something I barely heard of, and if I did it was just a religious date (the evening before All Hallows’ or All Saints’ Day). I don’t recall when the whole US ‘trick or treat’ thing became a thing, but that’s when it started going to the dogs. I will, of course, imperiously and with great and pompus superiority blame the US for the advent (see what i did there?) of yet another “consumer trash sales” opportunity.
And Christmas is one of the few abstract nouns which I approve of war being waged on, too.
And no brain by-products! Ever!
I think it’s this product: https://bluedogbakery.com/Perfect-Trainers
Yup, it’s the chicken and cheese. Here are the ingredients
BARLEY FLOUR, MOLASSES (CANE), POTATO STARCH, WATER, XANTHAN GUM, VEGETABLE GLYCERIN, LACTIC ACID, CULTURED WHEY, NATURAL GRILLED CHICKEN AND CHEESE FLAVORS, SALT.
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