These tomatoes are genetically edited to relax you

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Seems simpler just to lace them with laudanum.

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Or nicotine.

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I could never relax around a tomato.

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I like being a B. It’s much better than those over-worked As.

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Great. Now I have to read the ingredients on tomatoes. This is not relaxing.

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attack of the killer tomatoes coolidge after midnite GIF by Coolidge Corner Theatre

attack of the killer tomatoes coolidge after midnite GIF by Coolidge Corner Theatre

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Filmed in Imperial Beach part of San Diego.

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Can I have some asparagus that makes me want to do housework?

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“I want a tomato Tom”…

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After reading the end credits I like to think that you were in it.

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So this fruit is GMOhhhh…

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I wish I was there. But I was Cop # 2 in Pale Blood, an 80’s vampire flick. Wings Hauser and some other no name dude we’re in it. Dang I’m old…

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Cool! All I ever managed was “out of focus extra” in a couple of corporate training videos. The catering was pretty good, though.

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The forklift safety video?

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Ne3mH

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Scientists need to get back to the drawing board to genetically edit them to be shelf-stable AND taste good.

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