Worn synchromesh.
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Nope. Gala apples uber alles!
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FTFY.
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Ah! Much more clever! Thanks!
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- People who need âroom for creamâ (you shouldnât need roomâmaybe you should just drink instant coffee mixed with milk instead?)
- People with all-wheel-drive sport utility vehicles with huge ground clearance and shocks and all that, who insist on driving over small bumps in construction at 5mph or less, and holding up traffic unnecessarily. Look, I have a golf and can fly over those without even spilling my coffee.
- Otherwise intelligent people who say ânuke-u-larâ.
- Incredibly anal retentive programmers, with great attention to detail, who refuse to spend time on spelling, grammar and punctuation.
- OâHare.
- Youtube comments
- Racoons
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People who judge other peopleâs coffee choices? 
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Is it judging when the creamer is always out?
Sidebar: Kids these days need to stay off my lawn.
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Galaâs placement on the popularity list is between Red and Golden DeliciousâŚdoesnât that tell you something? 
/ducks
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Iâm gonna have to turn my back on youâŚ
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I was with you until racoons.
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You must have garbage cans which you can lock with a key.
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Now thatâs just mean.
âLeave roomâ is a polite way of saying âdonât fill the cup all the way up to the fucking rim.â
No need to go damning other people to horrible imitations just because they donât take their coffee black.
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Not one to recommend something I donât enjoy, I actually do sometimes enjoy milk with instant coffee. Am experimenting with Kava brand and others to find the perfect imitation of Madras coffee.
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The best apple isnât an apple at all
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To be fair, thereâs some good reasoning behind itâŚ
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Thatâs 95% of coffee I drink. 
Instant coffee, milk, two sugars, leave out the wankery, thanks. 
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âWankery.â
*lolz
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How you work in hysterics, Iâll never know.
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