Worn synchromesh.
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Nope. Gala apples uber alles!
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FTFY.
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Ah! Much more clever! Thanks!
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- People who need “room for cream” (you shouldn’t need room–maybe you should just drink instant coffee mixed with milk instead?)
- People with all-wheel-drive sport utility vehicles with huge ground clearance and shocks and all that, who insist on driving over small bumps in construction at 5mph or less, and holding up traffic unnecessarily. Look, I have a golf and can fly over those without even spilling my coffee.
- Otherwise intelligent people who say “nuke-u-lar”.
- Incredibly anal retentive programmers, with great attention to detail, who refuse to spend time on spelling, grammar and punctuation.
- O’Hare.
- Youtube comments
- Racoons
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People who judge other people’s coffee choices? 
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Is it judging when the creamer is always out?
Sidebar: Kids these days need to stay off my lawn.
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Gala’s placement on the popularity list is between Red and Golden Delicious…doesn’t that tell you something? 
/ducks
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I’m gonna have to turn my back on you…
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I was with you until racoons.
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You must have garbage cans which you can lock with a key.
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Now that’s just mean.
“Leave room” is a polite way of saying “don’t fill the cup all the way up to the fucking rim.”
No need to go damning other people to horrible imitations just because they don’t take their coffee black.
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Not one to recommend something I don’t enjoy, I actually do sometimes enjoy milk with instant coffee. Am experimenting with Kava brand and others to find the perfect imitation of Madras coffee.
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The best apple isn’t an apple at all
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To be fair, there’s some good reasoning behind it…
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That’s 95% of coffee I drink. 
Instant coffee, milk, two sugars, leave out the wankery, thanks. 
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“Wankery.”
*lolz
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How you work in hysterics, I’ll never know.
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