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Whisky is Scottish, whiskey is Irish.
Wait, you all knew that, didn’t you?
This damnable thread. I had no issue with the other 30 topics!
(there’s an /s here somewhere, may have dropped it)
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I’ve recently come to the conclusion that a hot dog is a taco.
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Makes sense in an existential way. 
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…it hasn’t been retired, it just fell into the bottom of the Well Actually.
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It’s like they’re/their, people always mix up there homophones. English is so weird to have words spelled differently and pronounced the same.
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Muphry’s Law strikes again!
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Down with homophonia!!
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(Should I mention I first wrote it without the third “the[y’re/ir/re]” at all, and then went back and edited it in to be funnier? Or does that ruin the joke?)
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At this point, it would come off as kinda Pee Wee.
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Whether what someone said was really racist or not and/or unintentional racism isn’t really racism
Though that’s usually one person arguing with everyone else.
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Yes
Some characters 
Stereotyping all inhabitants of a state based on the electoral color of that state
Always with:
Suggesting red states should secede
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… whiskiy is Ukrainian then?
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Ooh, you just reminded of another good one; the Humpty Dumpty Effect, where some insufferable user insists that already previously defined words only mean whatever they want them to mean in that moment…
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Ah, this doesn’t take into account the great 
and 
sandwich divide. With a sandwich are you
- () eating bread, with something yummy in it, or are you
- () eating something, the eating of which is facilitated by bread?
There should be another dimension there…
(Sorry, used that one before… 
)
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Ah, that gives me flashbacks to 1999 and introducing wiki’s at work…
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Why is bread required?
That’s what I call a sandwich!
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Because the Earl of Sandwich is very particular about that kind of thing.
As a tangent, I will be very disappointed if there isn’t at least an attempt at a fastfood franchise called Sandwich Earl.
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