Third boob likely a hoax

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“Who are these plastic surgeons to tell a woman what she is or is not likely to have done to her own body?!”

The are smart individuals who realize that they will become the target of a lawsuit as soon as the patient experiences third-boob buyer’s remorse.

Tridevil also refused to display her third breast during an interview with 10 News Tampa, saying she was “saving that for the reality show.”

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Was waiting for this one.

Noice.

Yeah, but you know once you go with 4, someone’s just gonna want five.

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So what I get from this is that what would be possible is to merge the two into a single uniboob with two eyes. Or three.

I’m betting that would suit her goals just as well.

EVERY TIME you start to believe that maybe the universe can be beautiful it turns out to be a cruel lie.

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Extra nipples are pretty common. Complete extra mammary glands less common, and some of them end up at random locations…

What in the hell…?

"thanks followers for sharing YouTube videos... also hired a camera crew to follow her around so she can pitch a reality show to MTV."

Ah. There it is.

If one had a supernumerary nipple, mightn’t one want to get an extra breast just so the stray nipple wouldn’t feel unloved?

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It’s the haggling - “$10 for a beard? You must be joking! I’ll give you five.”

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via http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/09/24/jasmine-tridevils-third-breast-claims-busted-tampa-airport-police_n_5872044.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

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Marky Mark has one. Well, technically three, since the other two aren’t of much use either.

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THE G*DD**N SPOILER TAG WAS INVENTED FOR A REASON

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Well, if her reality show doesn’t pan out I’m sure there is a place for her in porn, lord knows they are always looking for some new gimmick/position/perversion to make a buck with.

Wait, what?

@funruly gave up the goods in an un-blurred image.