Woman has third breast implanted


#1

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#2

"get famous, land a reality show, and become “unattractive to men”

Three things that probably will not go as planned.


#3

Next week she changes her name to “Eccentrica Gallumbits”.


#4

Of course no men would be looking at her selfie in a bikini! Three tits is disgusting! What was she thinking!


#5

O wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such people in’t.


#6

Or that one mutant from Total Recall…


#7

I think she merely changed the demographic of those who want to hit on her.


#8

Sir, my liege,
Do not infest your mind with beating on
The strangeness of this business; at pick’d leisure
Which shall be shortly, single I’ll resolve you,
Which to you shall seem probable, of every
These happen’d accidents; till when, be cheerful
And think of each thing well.


#9

Assuming that what she says and what she planned are actually the same thing… And assuming this isn’t a big hoax - but if it isn’t a hoax, what part of “I want to be un attractive to men” goes with having multiple custom tiny bikini’s made, all posted to the internet.

Is there a an appropriate, PC term for deluded “fame whore” (because I don’t want to insult sex workers)?


#10

One day i’ll read one of these posts and it won’t be florida

oh who am i kidding


#11

If she was for-real about becoming unattractive to men, she probably should have gone with less breasts not more breasts.


#12

Hope that she doesn’t get addicted like that Wildenstein woman…


#13

Would they not be called trikinis? :wink:


#14

Negative. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikini_Atoll#Etymology


#15

I’m feeling very bad for when she finds out about science fiction fans.


#16

Heh, this lady is a kick. A video of her on twitter with I’m A Freak playing on it? She knows in what she traffics.

More power to her. The world is a more amazing place with folks like this in it. I mean, a little sad she’s doing it for Attention, but whatever, folks do weirder shit for attention.


#17

(I knew it was a false etymology I was playing with, thus the wink.)


#18

Bikini. For when you want to have a blast.


#19

The truth is that it takes someone with some pretty serious psychological issues to do this - I don’t see this as “empowerment” I see this as a symptom of a mental disorder. Of course, unbalanced people are exactly the sort that reality TV wants so she’ll probbaly get her show in the end.


#20

Methinks, mistress, you should have little reason for that: and yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little company together now-a-days; the more the pity that some honest neighbours will not make them friends.